Voveo Nos
I love a good rebel. especially a good aussie one.
This is my crown of sonnets for Mary Mackillop. A woman of uncompromising values, strength & singularity of vision.
It tells the story of her life & struggle. A brilliant & inspirational story. I hope my poetry does it justice.
8th of August, 1909. 103 years since you left this earthly realm.
I’d say ‘Rest In Peace’ Mary, but that was never your style…
Instead I’ll just say
“thank you”
# A sonnet is basically 14 lines of 10 syllables written in Iambic Pentameter. My weapon of choice is the Shakespearean sonnet. 3 quatrains where the rhymes fall on the 1st & 3rd line & the 2nd & 4th. The end two lines are what are known as a couplet. 2 finishing lines (the 13th & 14th) that rhyme with each other.
# This type of poem is called a Crown of Sonnets. Basically, it’s 15 sonnets written in a row. The end line of each sonnet has to become the first line of the next sonnet & then the final sonnet has to be a sonnet that is comprised of the first lines of the preceding 14 sonnets.
# Voveo Nos means ‘pray for us’ in latin.
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Voveo Nos
This rebel born to sweet reforms amaze
This woman that no man will ever tame
This angel touching hearts with saintly ways
This gallant maiden, hallowed be her name
Our Mary walks the walk and fights the fight
This perseverance sets her life apart
Her journey thrust upon the path of light
The passion burns within her sacred heart
She smiles at each awaiting trial and test
A battling brave, the bride of Christ defined
A loving servant dwells within her chest
A skilled tactician lives within her mind
This warrior of heaven fights the holy war
A gentle loving soul within her core
A gentle loving soul within her core
With hearts designed for labour, love and toil
As angels born to spread their wings and soar
To till the common earth of southern soil
Amidst a crisp Australian summers morn
With cloudless heavens shining brightest blue
On January 15th she was born
In Fitzroy, Melbourne 1842
From humblest Scottish folk comes something great
For God has graced this girl with gifts divine
Our Mary born the eldest child of eight
Her Godfather, the kin of Caroline
This youngster’s special spirit soon displays
The soldier fighting errant human ways
The soldier fighting errant human ways
Her dearest dream is heaven’s great reward
Whilst fending for her family she prays
And counts the days until she serves the Lord
She hears the calling of an inner voice
She longs to help the homeless, hurt and lost
But father’s folly leaves her little choice
For meagre earnings barely cover cost
To God one day her life she will devote
But Mary’s kin have problems of their own
This girl must keep her family afloat
Before she serves the steps of heaven’s throne
With love she keeps the wolf away from door
The resolute protector of the poor
The resolute protector of the poor
Our Mary meets the man who brings the goods
A Priest of virtue, vision, faith and more
The young and charismatic Father Woods
The Catholics condemned, to wolves were cast
The government preferred to teach of tools
In 1851 the law was past
To stop the funding of religious schools
A charming priest, a man of great entice
They share a common theme, a dream to teach
With minds resembling lightning striking twice
Their fusion finds these goals within their reach
Penola, South Australia leads to Rome
This Aussie maiden travels far from home
This Aussie maiden travels far from home
With Father Woods her dreams and visions start
To gain the seal of Holy See in Rome
And found the sisters of the sacred heart
For Julian and Mary have a goal
A dream to freely educate the poor
To bring the word of God to common soul
A holy schoolhouse with an open door
On 19th March in 1866
She’s made the orders first and only nun
With problems, monies, rent and schools to fix
The troubled testing times have just begun
For every disease there comes a cure
For love of God and man she must endure
For love of God and man she must endure
For poverty, control and sacred pact
She suffers til’ the pain becomes inure
To keep the orders holy vows intact
Endorsed by Bishop Sheil at first
The constitutions doctrine soon incites
The local bishops want control dispersed
Now Mary battles for the Josephites
She steers the path the orders nuns must take
Refusing wisely to negate control
For convents sake, she puts it all at stake
The bishop excommunicates her soul
This course of action leads to Peters Dome
She takes her righteous fight to holy Rome
She takes her righteous fight to holy Rome
A pilgrim seeking blessings from the pope
By boat she takes the journey over foam
The Vatican’s support her only hope
Delivering her fervour filled demands
With strength she keeps her visions dream alive
Impressing with the weight of her commands
To see the orders doctrine will survive
For wisdom, grace and guidance Mary prays
Her reverent displays dispelling fears
Convincing Pius of her holy ways
She stays in Europe nearly two whole years
She holds her own, compelling yet demure
A pious woman standing proud and pure
A pious woman standing proud and pure
She stands defiant, shadow looming large
She thwarts attempts to make her dreams obscure
By those that wish to see her not in charge
Though Bishop Quinn expects to rule the flock
A Formidable force he soon will find
This woman’s will is forged from iron rock
No tempest, storm or man can change her mind
For Mary forged a path, she blazed new trails
With power, strength and will she took control
Within a church and country run by males
She redefined a woman‘s place and role
This clever strategist preserves with style
A life of vision, poverty and trial
A life of vision, poverty and trial
A woman of nobility abound
With poise she handles lies, deceit and guile
With quiet dignity she stands her ground
The stones are cast, the accusations fly
In vain attempts to sully Mary’s name
With saintly grace she holds her head up high
Whilst falling victim to unfounded blame
As Mother General she’s forced aside
And Sister Bernard firmly takes the reigns
But Mary’s never one to be denied
She fights to see her vision still remains
An iron fist within a velvet glove
A life of faith, compassion, care and love
A life of faith, compassion, care and love
A life of passion, penance, pain and proof
A walking breathing gift from God above
A living testament to faith and truth
When Mother Bernard leaves this earthly realm
The order soon convenes to make their choice
Our Mary once again must take the helm
The vote is cast in one united voice
Her spirit strong and true, her body frail
The strain, demand and effort make her ill
Too gallant to accept defeat or fail
She runs on strength of character and will
The ecstasy of God is found in trial
Her struggles met amidst a knowing smile
Her struggles met amidst a knowing smile
The pain within her knees will not abate
She takes her baths to walk the extra mile
Her spirit strong can carry heavy weight
In Rotorua, healing mud anoints
As swollen sinews sting with pulsing veins
The aching hurting deep within her joints
Her ailing body struggles through the strains
This soldier puts her body to the test
She battles ailments with her brains and wits
A mighty muscle beats within her breast
She never gives up hope; she never quits
She stumbles, falls and crawls for church and love
Her life committed to the lord above
Her life committed to the lord above
Her time now ends; she leaves this world divine
A soul set free, now soars with heavens dove
The 8th of August, 1909.
In grief, the whole Australian nation weeps
Her death is mourned across the countryside
To Mount Street Chapel, where The Mother sleeps
The masses congregate from far and wide
To pay respect to Mother Mary’s name
They come to touch her holy hands and feet
Her life adored by rich and poor the same
At Mary’s funeral they line the street
The sisters grieve the passing of their boss
The saint of service, sacrifice and loss
The saint of service, sacrifice and loss
Withstanding pain and crippling joint disease
For love of God and heavens holy cross
This pioneer would walk upon her knees
When grieving hearts are lost within despair
And lives do hang upon the slender rope
When there is nothing left for us but prayer
She hears our calls to God and gives us hope
When shattered dreams from broken hearts are cleft
When life seems cruel and tragedies ensue
When hope is gone and we have nothing left
Within the hour of need, we turn to you
As boats adrift upon the oceans toss
Our blessed Sister Mary of the Cross
Our blessed Sister Mary of the Cross
Within your faith and strength we find belief
We pray to you within our time of loss
We pray to you within our time of grief
O’ Mary helper of the sick and poor
With love, we pray for you to cure the ill
Deliver up our prayers to Yahweh’s door
And plead our case to God and heavens will
This nation celebrates its holy Saint
She gives us miracles and hears our plight
She walks the roads where lesser hearts would faint
For even after death she loves a fight
Let each Australian child rejoice and praise
This rebel born to sweet reforms amaze
This rebel born to sweet reforms amaze
A gentle loving soul within her core
The soldier fighting errant human ways
The resolute protector of the poor
This Aussie maiden travels far from home
For love of God and man she must endure
She takes her righteous fight to holy Rome
A pious woman standing proud and pure
A life of vision, poverty and trial
A life of faith, compassion, care and love
Her struggles met amidst a knowing smile
Her life committed to the lord above
The saint of service, sacrifice and loss
Our blessed Sister Mary of the Cross
Voveo Nos
The Secret Life of Crows
Another Monday
& so begins the week
A day no different from any other day
Beautiful… Unique.
The sparkling lights of dawn enshroud the silver morn
They bring forth majesty, a golden tapestry of clouds that drift
They offer up a mystery
A truth to seek
A gift
A solitary bird salutes the sky
It somehow seems connected to the tree
Perhaps a mere illusion of the eye
Perhaps just symmetry
But underneath this dappled sun
Their natures’ dual, become as one
The withered branches nest as shadows light deceives
For feathers black as night give flight to barren leaves
What once was dead… now breathes!
I wonder what a person ever really knows
About the secret life of crows
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This world is glorious in its beauty. Nothing is ordinary. If you think I’m wrong you’re just not looking hard enough. Yes, I know. It’s not a crow in the picture… it’s a magpie. but sometimes magic doesn’t need to be explained. sometimes a bit of mystery & innocence is the magic. sometimes we need to make magic out of nothing. sometimes the mere illusion of hope is the key that brings us back to life. sometimes all we need to do is believe. for if a dead tree can have life, leaves & a heart that sings. & a lone bird & a sunrise can give our imagination wings. then a mind in full flight can do wondrous things!
BELIEVE.
Persecution
Persecution
They burnt us to be pure
Their superstitions darker than their fears
In the woods we hid like rabbits
We ran beneath the shadowed canopy
And danced sky clad to the wind
Our ancient words gave us magic
Our herbs gave us the power to heal
Captured in the red firelight of morning
The purple skies of night held us entwine
The foxes knew us as friends
& the wolves howled
our names to Hecate
Older than God
Older than Zeus
Older than Ra
We are Woman
The earth turns
& we dance upon it in circles
Forever the same
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Why is God not envisioned as a woman?
This is a question that has often perplexed me. In nature it is the female of the species that has the capacity to produce new life & bring about birth & new creation. But for some reason we do not like to envision God as a part of nature. We like to see him outside the circle of things. We prefer instead to envision him in our minds as an omnipotent wizard waving his wand and creating life & living out of nothing.
The earliest and most primitive societies worshipped female deities.
It was only much later that man found the advantages of having a patriarchal God.
But I wonder what was lost in the process?
My question for you today is:
Why don’t women rule the world & what would happen if they did?
Let’s take a look at our closest genetic ancestors. The Bonobos & Chimpanzees. These curious primates share 99% of our DNA. Chimpanzees live in a patriarchal society that is rife with violence & confrontation. Intruders are dealt with in a harsh & hostile manner & there is much infighting amongst the ranks. It is a society that in a lot of ways sadly mirrors our own: males clamouring for power and position & in constant conflict with one another for who can possess the most bananas.
Now let us look at the Bonobos. Scientists hypothesize that the Bonobos or pygmy chimpanzee came about when the Congo River was formed nearly 2 million years ago. The two sets of chimpanzees were separated by these waters & their fear of swimming. But the Bonobos on the southern side of the river developed into a matriarchal society. They are peace loving promiscuous creatures & their society is free from the hostilities of their aggressive cousins.
How strange that basically the same creature can behave so differently when ruled by compassion & not conflict.
Elephants live in a matriarchal society. that’s why they never forget anything!
& what about bees. One of the most productive & advanced societies the world has ever seen. A colony happily ruled by Queens. Take away the queens & we are left with drones & a lot of angry stingers. Put the Queens back in and we get lots & lots of yummy honey & violet crumble bars.
Which would you rather??? A No Brainer, really!
& then there is the humble jellyfish, thought by many people to be asexual. But scientists have just discovered that male & female jellyfish do exist. It’s just that when the usually flaccid male jellyfish becomes aroused they tend to sink to the bottom of the ocean & drown; thus leaving the female jellyfish to happily float about on top. Actually, I just made that one up, but really what’s a jellyfish going to do with a penis anyway???
So, that’s about it from me. I feel I have well & truly proved my point. Women are by far the greater species. More advanced in every way than their hairy & brutish counterparts. Without them men would still be living in trees & playing with their own bananas!
Who would dare not agree with me…especially today
Happy Mother’s Day xx
The Risen One
The Risen One
Quaint, familiar
Breaking like any other day
No premonitions of what it would bring
No heralding to the new king
In the sleepy town of Le Cateau-Cambresis
Located on the far tip of France just near the Belgian border
New Years Eve 1869
Birth was given to the new world order
Freedom, Expression
Fauvism’
Art
He tore the doctrine of their stolid regime apart
In Morocco they say Matisse painted the Sun
He gave colour to the Moon
Ethereal
No; human
Crayon coloured light
Bold contrasts of Reds, yellows & whites
Ones filled with violet, orange, lilac, green & cerise
Paint me a new world Henri Matisse
A landscape filled with colours
Stark, shocking, and innocent
You make things beautiful
The ordinary wonderful
The droll magnificent
A perspective built on perception, of burning glowing light, of vitality
He understands what the canvas longs for, what it doesn’t need
The necessity; its’ organs, the colours it yearns to bleed
He feels
He simplifies
With intuition, emotion
He reduces form to a line
He strips it bare, back past bone
Back to its essence; then he dazzles us with his brilliance
His effervescent shining light, the singularity of his vision
The significance of his heart
“Without Passion, there is no art…” * Henri Matisse (1949)
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I despise being contained by rules & regulations when it comes to my poetry.
Don’t get me wrong…I don’t dislike structured forms of poetry. Sometimes I love writing like that. I actually have quite a thing for Iambic pentameter, Shakespearean Sonnets & Spondee’s.
It’s not the structure I have a problem with, it’s the mindset…
I was once told by an English teacher that poetry was just a particular amount of syllables arranged in a particular way & the art of it all was making something new out of them. Nothing more!
It made absolutely no sense to me. I felt she had missed the point of poetry & thrown the baby out with the bath water. To me, that’s the talk of a lion that’s lived far too long in the zoo.
To her I say, “There’s life outside the bars! Welcome to the jungle, Sister!!
The first ever poet didn’t know of rules. There were none. They wrote simply because something divine was singing in their heart. This is poetry: that spark, that essence of something intangible. Something invisible. A poet’s heart should never be defined unless they lose that most fragile of all essences – Passion!!
Imagine if you will a magic spell. Is it the form and structure of a spell that is important or is it the power of the magic it creates. Some people would tell you it’s the rules.
I tell you it’s the magic.
a classically trained poet with a university degree. a broken hearted teenager warding off thoughts of suicide. a parent expressing unbearable grief at the loss of a child. Shakespeare whispering words of wisdom or honeyed love. It doesn’t matter who wields these words or in what format. If they speak them with honesty & genuine emotion they will always resonate true. Beauty is found in its most poignant form when accompanied by an honest and innocent heart.
No mathematical equation relating to words will ever disguise this. The essence of poetry is what matters…nothing else!
Some people may call me a beast for this, but I say that puts me in good company.
Henri Matisse & his ‘Fauves’ are a great inspiration of mine. Roughly translated ‘Fauves’ means the wild beasts. The name came about because of a remark from an art critic. At the first showing of their work a Parisian art critic pointed to a sculpture by the great Donatello nearby & was overheard to say, “Donatello au milieu des fauves!” which meant “Donatello among the wild beasts!” The group of artists took the slight & turned it into a badge of honour & proudly called themselves ‘The Fauves”.
I love the fact that they did what they wanted. They defied the establishment, lived life on the edge & set their own rules. They dared to paint things the colours they wanted. For eg: grass could be red, the sky could be purple, the clouds orange, etc… It was all about intuition & freedom & up until then it was unheard of. The establishment hated it. It was brilliant & outrageous. & So Very Very Cool!
I adore Matisse. I love his work. He dazzles my eyes with his colours. He was so bold…he painted with his heart. He coloured this world with the brilliance of his soul.
I guess what I am saying is this:
Listen to that voice that dwells within your heart. Follow it! Fight for it!
Paint the skies purple even if the rest of the world tells you that they are blue!
& To Yourself Be True!
Haiku for a Poo!
Haiku for a Poo!
My search for the perfect Loo!!
At the Easter SHOOOOOOOW!!!
Some people search for The Holy Grail. Some people search for true love. My quest is for the perfect toilet at The Sydney Royal Easter Show. Ahhh! Such are the dreams of a simple man. My search began in earnest about five years ago. We had promised to take the kids to the Easter show & they were super excited. About 2 days before the big day I came down with one of the worst stomach bugs I have ever experienced in my life. I won’t to go into too much detail except to say that it wasn’t very pleasant. Anyway I dragged myself out of bed & off to the shoooow! Throughout the course of the day I had to make several trips to the loo & what I encountered were small grubby toilets with an endless procession of people waiting in line. I found myself thinking that there’s got to be a better way than this. There’s something very obscene about waiting in line to go to the toilet. I kept on thinking to myself, “It’s not a frigging ride people!” Especially when the guy two in front of you is still eating a hot dog & then after his turn leaves the cubicle & greets everybody with an apologetic, “Sorry Dudes!”
NO!!!! I went home from that Show with singed nose hairs & a burning determination that things had to change. Never again would I be subjected to another, “Sorry Dudes!”
& So began the quest…
The next year I was lucky enough to find the adequate toilets located in the Howie/Dog Pavilion, just across the road from where they sell all the showbags. Very clean, well maintained & hardly used. This Pavilion is truly the pooping place of Champions – Portraits of all the past greats adorn the walls!! But, unfortunately they’re just not the two legged kind!
The year after that I got serious in my endeavour & became a member of The RAS. They had much better facilities, but they were still a bit over used & a tiny bit grungy for my liking. I knew I could do better than this…
The following year I stumbled across the little gem in bewteen buildings on the animal walk. Very nice for public toilets & hardly ever used. But, still… I longed for something with a bit more tranquillity, style & ambience. Are magazines & elevator music too much to ask for?
Last year I came close to perfection. Definitely, the best toilets I’ve found so far. The private toilets in the animal housing enclosures off Clarence Avenue. Very large. Very spacious. Luxurious even & also comes with the option of a shower if one so desires. Not bad, but still my heart or should I say my bottom yearned for more…
Then this year whilst looking for the Skyview Ferris Wheel I spotted it. Eureka! El derado! The Legends were True! THE JUDGES/COUNCIL SECTION of the main arena. I noticed they had burly security guards on the front doors carefully monitoring people’s comings & goings. The place looked harder to get into than Fort Knox & I thought to myself what could they possibly be protecting in there? Fruit cake recipes??
I took this photo of the front entrance. Sorry it’s a bit grainy, but I was trying my best to be covert. Notice the people being moved along by the expert people movers. You can almost hear them cooing, “Keep on Moving People! There’s nothing to see here!”
My arse there’s nothing to see here… what’s with the big expensive looking flower arrangement then!
& then it came to me like a flush of yellow lightning!! Like a bolt out of the poo!!
Those cagey buggers in their flash R.M.Williams suits & boots were keeping guard of the most precious thing at the Royal Easter Show. The perfect loo! I knew in a second what it looked like. I could see it all in my mind’s eye. The opulence. The Grandeur. The Sheer Theatre of it all!! Gold plated toilet seats. Marble bowls. A guy called Geeves to give you mints, comb your hair & perhaps even wipe your bottom. Music, magazines & perhaps even a little trickling waterfall.
I always thought the sign on the door. R.A.S stood for The Royal Agricultural Society. But now I know better. Yes, my friends! They are mocking us!!! They’re secretly laughing at us & telling us what they’ve got inside their facilities.
For what R.A.S really stands for is:
Royal Arse Shitters!!
That’s right, that’s where they keep The Royal Arse Shitters. The really flash ones!!
& I knew at that moment that I had found my Everest & that my climb would not be to the top, but to the very bottom of things. & next year I promise you this, that I shall gain access to the inner sanctums of The R.A.S. or at the very least give them the shits trying!! either way, I’m going to give these toilets one damn fine crack!!
Wish me well my friends!!
For it’s going to take luck & a hell of a lot of arse!!
Cyrano De Bergerac & his Cat
OH CYRANOSE
I SUPPOSE I KNOWS WHAT I KNOWS
BECAUSE OF YOUR NOSE
Getting dressed up for the Asterion video started me thinking about some of the other times I have gone fancy dress in my life. I was sort of having a laugh to myself about book parades and other such things & it brought back some pretty funny memories.
Some of them possibly even repressed…
It started me thinking about some of the dodgy costumes that you always see at book parades. Go to any book parade in any part of the world & I’ll guarantee you will see:
a Wee Willy Winky costume – translation: parents forgot (1) = wearing the pyjamas you woke up in, a sock on your head & a candle in your hand.
Or The Ghost – translation: parents forgot (2) = worst sheet in the house with 2 holes cut out…
Still the worst costumes can often be much better than the best…
Take the following tale of woe, for eg:
I remember in 1st class one of my mates, Ray went as a Dalek. You know the killer robots from Dr Who. Absolutely fantastic costume – really elaborate & well made. It was sort of round & big enough to fit a small person in & it was made from some type of metal, which had been painted dark silver. It had all these buttons & gadgets glued to it & 2 big extendable arm type claw thingys. It had a thin eye slit cut out of it for vision & bars that you could place on your shoulders & lift it up with. His mum had to deliver it to school in a ute & his dad had spent weeks (maybe months) making it for him. It looked really realistic & Ray loved it – so did everybody else. There were only 2 problems with it. The first was that it was way too heavy for a little 7 year old kid to lug around. It took about 6 kids, his mother & a teacher to get the thing on top of him. So whilst everybody else would walk in a big circle around the playground about 5o times for book parade… Ray could only manage about 6 quick steps & he would be exhausted. He’d wait about 2 minutes & then he’d go again. 6 quick steps & then down. Classic! The 2nd problem was that it had no ventilation & it was a stinking hot day. After about 30 seconds in that thing he was sweating like a pig. So to solve the problem they put him in his undies underneath it. It was pretty funny! Every time you went past him all you could see were these fevered sweaty little eyes peaking out of the eye slits. The dude looked desperate in there. Then he’d take 3 or 4 quick steps & go down again. We still laugh about it whenever we see each other. On a happier note he did win 1st prize…
I also remember some other absolute shockers. I remember my mum once dressed me as a leprechaun. Sounds cool, but all she really did was dress me in a pair of her green slacks, a very feminine shawl & glued cotton balls all over my face for a beard. I wasn’t a leprechaun – I was a 7 year old drag queen with a shaving problem! Stuff like that can ruin a guy in primary school… My brother went as Robin Hood & the elastic in his tights broke. He spent the whole day with his arse hanging out of his pants. Poor guys nearly 50 & he’s still traumatized. He goes into the foetal position if he sees a Robin Hood movie on TV. My sister got dressed as Prince Charming. Sounds cool. But when you think about it my mum sent her to school as a dude! & my personal favourite… my wife got sent by her mum as a team costume with her sister. Her mum dressed her sister as Dick Wittington & sent my wife as ‘and his cat’. Together, standing next to each other they looked great & made sense. “Dick Wittington & his Cat”. But unfortunately, my wife was in kindy & her sister was in year 4 – they didn’t stay together for long. So my poor wife had to walk around all day on her own with a sign that read “and his cat”. Nobody knew who she was – not even her! I still call her “& his cat” for kicks.
Those times were complete bedlam. Chaos! I remember kids walking around in garbage cans as R2D2 … people wrapped in aluminum foil as robots… mummys wrapped in toilet paper… kids just covered in cotton balls & socks – I still don’t know what they were supposed to be?? It was torturous… I’m surprised that there’s not a separate therapy group just for victims of book parades. I know I’d be a proud member of The VBP & I’d take & his cat along with me. Take Ray the Dalek, my cross dressing sister & my bum flashing brother along too!
My next memory of fancy dress is a bit of a doozy & I have kept it repressed for as long as I could, but it’s time to come clean. It involves the story behind that comical & tragic photo at the top of the page. I’m about 7 or 8 & my parents get invited to a fancy dress party at one of their friend’s houses. My mum gets all excited & dresses the whole family up. She says it’s for kids and everything. Mum always had a thing for romantic literature so she decides to dress me up as Cyrano De Bergerac. You know him – The guy with the big nose who hides behind bushes & whispers poetry to his mate. Anyway, her version of Cyrano De Bergerac looks like this. Very tight Black tights. Big black pointy boots with silver buckles. A frilly white dress shirt with puffy sleeves. A bright purple padded parka that you’d wear to the snow. A big red cape. A round black hat with a huge apricot ostrich feather on top of it. A plastic sword on my hip & if that wasn’t enough… she draws a fake moustache on me & then glues this huge fake nose made of plasticine over my real nose. It was hard to breathe – & it made my 7 yr old voice even squeakier. Believe me I didn’t want to leave the house! But mum convinces me there’s cake waiting for me at the party. I’d like to say it took more than that – but I’d be lying – the 7 year old me would go anywhere for cake!
So anyway we get to the party & everything’s going great except for one thing. It’s an adult party – it’s not for kids! My mum got it wrong! Yes kids were invited, but not to the fancy dress party. What they were invited too was to be locked in the backroom & just sit there. You know the type of room – filled with angry teenagers & pre-pubescent’s that have been dragged to some crap party by their parents; Angry monosyllabic snarling youths. None of them dressed up or anything – just angry! They’re all wearing Kiss & Abba T-shirts & in rocks me in my purple parka, fake 4 inch nose & apricot ostrich feather on my head. They all look at me in disbelief & some kid with pimples all over his face snarls at me “Who the f@#! are you supposed to be?” & I say in a shaky voice “Cyrano De Bergerac” & another angry kid yells at me, “Who the f#@! Is that?” & I scream out in a sort of pig like squeal “I DON”T KNOW!!!” I can’t remember much after that – I think I may have passed out. Either from fright or the plasticine nose stopped me from breathing!
On the brighter side… at least now I know why Cyrano had to hide behind all those bushes!!!
Asterion Youtube Video
I always planned to do something like this for Asterion. It’s one of those poems that really comes to life when you read it aloud. Nothing like a bit of oxygen to get the fire going! Also it was kind of cool getting a chance to play the brooding bovine prince. We shot this over the weekend & had a bit of a laugh whilst doing it. although I think I nearly gave my dad & my dear old nan a heart attack when I showed my family an advanced screening on Saturday night. they don’t hear too well at the best of times. all dad heard were the parts about bestiality & nan thought I was just naked in a bull mask. which was kinda true! she looked quite shaken by the whole affair. lol! actually it was pretty funny. my sister & my wife thought it was hilarious!! hope you enjoy xx
but…be Warned!! The subconscious mind is a strange labyrinth. a winding waterway of dark & twisting streams. watch this more than three times & The Minotaur may find you in your dreams…
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